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PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:39 am 
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10-21-06

Captain yakless; Crew advises becoming a hooker

The first problem is Captain remains yakless. Much to Procurement Officer’s too obvious pleasure, the budget is stretched drum-tight and boat acquisition funds are insufficient.

The second problem is the Crasher (aka yak tender) is also in drydock. Final touches on upgrades are not quite done, a trailer fender needs to be welded back on, and DMV and insurance clearance arrangements and payments are not yet done.

The third problem is Captain has salmon fever. After decades of ignoring the opportunity to catch probably the safest fish to eat from The Delta, Captain decided to investigate the salmon as a potential ‘yak activity. Recent success has fueled Captain’s desire to bring home the chrome:

http://www.fishsniffer.com/cgi-bin/foru ... 1161236946

Crew (aka darn cat) is tired of watching Captain pace up and down like a feline in a cage. [“You are starting to bother me. Get a grip. Take a trip. Go fishing; better yet - go catching!â€


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:04 am 
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That towel cat-fu looks dangerous if used on an individual getting out of the shower....

My crew does sheet cat-fu which isn't conducive to making the bed...
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 Post subject: Darn Cat
PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:02 am 
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My darn cat hides in the paper shredder wastebasket to set up sneak attacks on anything that swims by using ancient technique "Sneaky-Cat-Fu" style. :wink:
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:59 pm 
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[“Do not, my brother, reveal all the disciplines to the humans. They are not evolved enough for their brains to stand the strain of such knowledge.â€


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:49 am 
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Message recieved...Cat-Fu standing down.. now disguised as normal kayak crew member awaiting new orders from ships captain :wink:
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. .............Kepnutz.................


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 Post subject: Most excellent post!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:00 pm 
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Most excellent post!

Thanks for the fun.


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 Post subject: Hobie Catz n Catfish
PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:40 am 
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We are a bit far off topic even if we both have hobie cats. :wink: Better stick to the cat fishing here before the trouble starts :lol:
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 Post subject: Another Hobie "CAT"
PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:57 am 
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You should see her try to hang on when I get on I-10
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