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| Author: | tonystott [ Fri Jun 21, 2013 6:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | A moment's levity - Australia vs. New Zealand |
For those unaware, Aussies and Kiwis have always taken the p*ss out of each other. I think this one says it nicely! A Kiwi and an Australian go to a pastry shop. The Kiwi whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice. The Kiwi says to the Australian: You see how clever we are? You’ll never beat that! The Australian says to the Kiwi: Watch this, an Australian is always cleverer than a Kiwi. He says to the baker, give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick! The baker gives him the cookie which the Australian promptly eats. Then he says to the baker: Give me another cookie for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says again: Give me one more cookie... The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway. The Australian eats this one too. Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: And where is your famous magic trick? The Australian says: Look in the Kiwi’s pocket. |
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| Author: | NOHUHU [ Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A moment's levity - Australia vs. New Zealand |
This thread will be shut down soon, so let me share this one, which was going around NZ when I was visiting: What should you do if an Aussie lobs a grenade at you? Pull the pin out and throw it back. |
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| Author: | NOHUHU [ Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A moment's levity - Australia vs. New Zealand |
And from our Sydney tour guide: What's the difference between New Zealand and 200-year-old yogurt? The yogurt, at least, has grown some culture. |
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| Author: | aussieonyak [ Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A moment's levity - Australia vs. New Zealand |
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| Author: | NOHUHU [ Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A moment's levity - Australia vs. New Zealand |
Oops. Gotta run! I hear a forum administrator coming. 
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| Author: | davew [ Fri Jun 21, 2013 3:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A moment's levity - Australia vs. New Zealand |
why wasn't jesus born in NZ? They couldn't find a virgin or 3 wise men |
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| Author: | chrisj [ Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A moment's levity - Australia vs. New Zealand |
I think former NZ Prime Minister David Lange took the all-time prize when he stated that the huge number of New Zealanders migrating to Australia had raised the average IQ of both countries. |
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| Author: | ChangeMan [ Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A moment's levity - Australia vs. New Zealand |
I had a holiday from Aus, in NZ. Must admit a great place to holiday, had a ball. Not sure why the Kiwis got upset though when they asked where I was from and I said the mainland. |
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| Author: | NOHUHU [ Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A moment's levity - Australia vs. New Zealand |
Yeah, and KBob and other Maui Folks don't care for it when we say they live on the "Outer Islands". |
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