OK, one more as I can't resist..........
A pilot is flying a small single engine plane with a lot of really
important execs on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that
visibility is 10m, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a
landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very
At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall building with
one guy working alone on the fifth floor.
Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window: "Hi,
where am I?"
The solitary office worker replies: "You're in an airplane."
The pilot executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes a perfect blind
landing on the runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the
engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers asked the
pilot how he did it.
"Simple," replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple
question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely
useless; therefore, that must be Microsoft's support office, and from
there, the airport is just 5 miles away on a bearing of 87 degrees!"
Everything before 60 is just a rehearsal!