Eat your hearts out!!! Upper Management (aka "my wife") approved an order for a custom sail!!! I've revived sail pattern number 51 from the pattern history guide. Now I'll be bringing up the rear of the racing fleet in style instead of boring white.
Congrats Skipshot instead of the new sail why don't you just buy my Tiger. I have a new sail coming with my new boat.
Are you trying to ruin my marriage? I already have two mistresses made of fiberglass and aluminum.
Dude I have 2 Hobies in the garage. A remote control cat in the spare room. A 16 hull hanging in the living room. I also have a new boat on order.
You also have a bad-ass wife whose first response, while my crew, to my question of "Should I stop the boat?!" when she was dangling like a puppet from the harness and off-balance from the wire while I was flying a hull 100 yards from the finish line in a close 2-3-4 finish was "Go! Go! Go!!!!" I dragged her the last 15 yards under water and when I stopped she asked, "How'd we do?"
(The answer was "Fourth" because according to the Committee Boat I stopped three feet short of the line. I protested for a Mulligan under the dramatic circumstances to no avail.)