"Now that there, is a reasonably sized fish..." lol
There were two fishermen sitting at a bar, one from Texas, the other from Alaska.
So the Texan asks the Alaskan, "so how big of fish have you caught in Alaska?" The Alaskan replies, "Oh, about so big (spreads his hands apart about 2 ft) on average. The Texan laughs and says, "Well hell that's not very big. You should come fishing with me in Texas if you want to catch some real fish." The Alaskan looks back and says, "we measure our fish between the eyes."
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