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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:33 am 
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I have the 64,000,000 million dollar question. what do you guys do when your out and you gotta drop the kids off at the pool. when you gotta go ya gotta go. I'm sorry I know its an embarrassing question but we have all be there.LOL

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:57 am 
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Ahhhh the question that every yakker has pondered but were afraid to ask. :D

It depends on the scenario. I was in a situation spearfishing in the south pacific as a kid. I knew I couldn't make it to the public restroom so I dove down about 15 feet...grabbed on to the coral and let torpedoes go. It was truly a sight to see. I do believe there was high fat content because, I swear, those babies executed a surface breach much like an LA Class Nuclear Sub.

While kayaking the flats, I was way too far from the launch and any restroom...so I told my buddies to go ahead, I would catch up with them. I got out of my yak, ensured which way was down current...pointed in the right direction and let loose...pardon the pun. :mrgreen:

3rd Scenario, I fishing BYB, mother nature gave me a conference call. You know...1 and 2. This situation was the most dreadful situation...but bite was on and it was a long paddle back. Plus I knew that surfing the waves back in would probably cause me to go anyway. :shock: I had to get creative and used my bait bucket :o All of my experience as a martial artist had to come into play...Balance, Concentration, and Confidence LOL. Just had to make sure no one was around..though, my friends never let me forget it. It was a good learning experience, because they both used the same technique :mrgreen:

Now, those were only three times...I have been kayaking since 2005. Most of the time, I try to ensure to practice preventive measures...know your patterns, know your diet, and most of all...know your a$$ :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:15 am 
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lmfao your good man. I just hope that you didn't wipe your a$$ on the coral. me and my girlfriend have IBS and when we gotta go we gotta go. I've been on my 12 foot aluminum boat and I always have a bucket LOL but I don't know if I could have the skills you have balancing on on bucket in the ocean on my pro angler. tight line and even tighter sphincters.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:18 am 
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I pull the mirage drive and squat over the opening...


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:45 am 
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Gents - Thank you for a great laugh! :lol: Being active duty Air Force & having been through survival schools "field training" has kicked in on many of outings. My only advice, I do recommend a travel pack of baby wipes. Sure better than scooting your rear across a grassy area and it's by means no time to weave your self a wiper out of grass blades either. Have a crewmember who had to go in flight. Had no where else to go, so he dropped flight suit, squatted - "attempted to aim" & drop in his sock. Needless to say, he has a new 'call sign" - SIS...(censored) in Sock!
Thanks again for the laugh - Cheers!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:16 am 
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SkiPro3 wrote:
I pull the mirage drive and squat over the opening...


I thought about that. I just hope you don't ever have a floater. :)

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:50 am 
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redgrappler wrote:
SkiPro3 wrote:
I pull the mirage drive and squat over the opening...


I thought about that. I just hope you don't ever have a floater. :)


Then just reach in and toss it. You can wash up after all, there's a whole lot of water around.

Good call on the 'Wet Wipes' btw.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:04 pm 
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Keep toilet paper in your dry bag for emergencies. I fish lakes so I just hit the woods when I need to.

BTW, I used to think I had IBS, it was just excessive amounts of whiskey. Stopped drinking the stuff and I can set a clock by my movements. Good luck out there.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:47 pm 
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I pull the mirage drive while on the water and viola! instant urinal.
#2, I have never had the urge while on the water.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:52 pm 
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Isnt that called chumming? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:07 pm 
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Something about the pedal motion of the Mirage Drive works my bladder like nothing else.


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:shock: scuppers...

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:40 pm 
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ceanes wrote:
I fish lakes so I just hit the woods when I need to.


I knew bears did it in the woods, but not yakkers - just goes to show, you learn something new every day! :-)


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:06 pm 
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Awe YUCK I mean...if you're gunna..and ya gotta...but then ya...and then OH BOY! I think that's why they made, "Depends".

BTW...don't you think that's a funny name, "Depends?" Couldn't they have picked something that instills just a bit more confidence in their product like, "Guaranteed" or maybe even "Not To Worry". How about a name that would make any NY Fishyaker smile..."Fa-Get-About-It" :shock: :o :mrgreen: :lol:

You guys are great!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:15 pm 
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It's 'Depend' not 'Depends'

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